The main weapon
Ordinary cooks keep a calendar or recipe sheets on the wall. In Argont's kitchen, a frying pan with a spoon and fork hung on the wall. The diameter of the frying pan is like the entrance to the royal stables. The spoon is the size of a convict paddle. A fork is like a slingshot on a bear. Arlene swears that these are not dishes, but the main weapon of the kitchen.
These items were used in two cases: when the salt ran out or when the next Nameless One said that "dinner was too much." The cooks beat off spells with a frying pan and drove away impudent guests, dispersed crowds of hungry ghosts with a spoon, and picked up especially evil visitors with a fork and threw them into the Abyss. "No one dares to criticize my cooking if he doesn't know how to peel potatoes himself," Argont liked to repeat, stunning another Nameless frying pan.
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